HAHA THIS IS FANTASTIC! WHY!?!

> Why , Why, Why,
> > Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
> > know the batteries are almost dead?
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> > Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
> > when they already know there is not enough money?
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> > Why does someone
> > believe you when you say there are four billion
> > stars; but have to check when you say the paint is
> > still wet?
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> > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> > Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
> > ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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> > Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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> > Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word
> > 'lisp'?
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> > Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath
> > you use the bubbles are always white?
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> > Is there ever a day that mattresses
> > are not on sale?
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> > Why do people constantly return to the & nbsp;
> > refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat
> > will have materialized?
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> > Why do people keep running over a string a dozen
> > times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down,
> > pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
> > the vacuum one more chance?
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> > Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the
> > end on your first try?
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> > How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed
> > light fixtures?
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> > Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
> > something that's falling off the table you always
> > manage to knock something else over?
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> > In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm
> > as it was in summer when we complained about the
> > heat?
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> > How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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